I can't type

I can't type at the moment. The fingers I am using to type are too fat. I am producing this by poking the keyboard with a pencil...

Yes folks, it is finally here - This is the revenge of Eglon . Don't expect it to be serious, don't expect it to be pretty. This is the subversive, irreverent blog that the reformed world has been crying out for. This makes the theological monkey look like the freebie he is.

We WILL mercilessly tease and mock. We WILL offend. We will stand up against the 'reformed mafia'. You have been warned.