A large Christmas to you all

King Eglon wishes all his subjects a most Eglonic Christmas. Now send the food up to the Palace pronto. I haven't eaten in...like... five minutes!

Taffia?

King Eglon's attention has been drawn to a pathetic website attempting to recover the past glories (very past) of Wales.

Listen taffia fellows, I ate Lloyd-Jones for breakfast this morning, and you're next.

Do something useful - get back down your mines and make more pot noodles for me.