<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3366542845538278304</id><updated>2011-07-07T22:46:01.883-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Eglon</title><subtitle type='html'>Now Eglon was a very fat man. (Judges 3.17) This site is dedicated to all things bright and Biblical, all creatures great and... well, just great.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Eglon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11137352526842876186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3366542845538278304.post-7404648686772223030</id><published>2010-09-14T15:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-14T15:51:08.599-07:00</updated><title type='text'>burp</title><content type='html'>urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pardon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3366542845538278304-7404648686772223030?l=kingeglon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/feeds/7404648686772223030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3366542845538278304&amp;postID=7404648686772223030' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/7404648686772223030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/7404648686772223030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/2010/09/burp.html' title='burp'/><author><name>Eglon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11137352526842876186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3366542845538278304.post-1449147174643053135</id><published>2009-09-28T14:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T14:27:03.899-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Disgraceful song about King Eglon</title><content type='html'>It has come to the attention of the royal court, in between meals, that some upstart musician from Nottingham (mmm...ham!) has written a song about us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We don't really think that it is sufficiently respectful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://youngglory.blogspot.com/2009/07/new-song-eglon-song.html"&gt;See for yourself. You can even listen to it. Good grief, is nothing sacred?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3366542845538278304-1449147174643053135?l=kingeglon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/feeds/1449147174643053135/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3366542845538278304&amp;postID=1449147174643053135' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/1449147174643053135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/1449147174643053135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/2009/09/disgraceful-song-about-king-eglon.html' title='Disgraceful song about King Eglon'/><author><name>Eglon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11137352526842876186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3366542845538278304.post-1825299369024864675</id><published>2009-01-23T07:30:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-23T07:32:05.958-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gifts for a King...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YT9ZcZyAOFo/SXni1zt9U2I/AAAAAAAAAAY/eSeidBx5eK4/s1600-h/2009_01220092.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YT9ZcZyAOFo/SXni1zt9U2I/AAAAAAAAAAY/eSeidBx5eK4/s400/2009_01220092.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294512250994643810" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3366542845538278304-1825299369024864675?l=kingeglon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/feeds/1825299369024864675/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3366542845538278304&amp;postID=1825299369024864675' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/1825299369024864675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/1825299369024864675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/2009/01/gifts-for-king.html' title='Gifts for a King...'/><author><name>Eglon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11137352526842876186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YT9ZcZyAOFo/SXni1zt9U2I/AAAAAAAAAAY/eSeidBx5eK4/s72-c/2009_01220092.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3366542845538278304.post-2849285369239685162</id><published>2008-12-22T05:28:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-22T05:29:51.273-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A large Christmas to you all</title><content type='html'>King Eglon wishes all his subjects a most Eglonic Christmas. Now send the food up to the Palace pronto. I haven't eaten in...like... five minutes!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3366542845538278304-2849285369239685162?l=kingeglon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/feeds/2849285369239685162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3366542845538278304&amp;postID=2849285369239685162' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/2849285369239685162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/2849285369239685162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/2008/12/large-christmas-to-you-all.html' title='A large Christmas to you all'/><author><name>Eglon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11137352526842876186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3366542845538278304.post-710903981581152533</id><published>2008-02-28T15:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-28T15:42:14.846-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Taffia?</title><content type='html'>King Eglon's attention has been drawn to a &lt;a href="http://daicorleone.blogspot.com/"&gt;pathetic website &lt;/a&gt;attempting to recover the past glories (very past) of Wales.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Listen taffia fellows, I ate Lloyd-Jones for breakfast this morning, and you're next.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do something useful - get back down your mines and make more pot noodles for me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3366542845538278304-710903981581152533?l=kingeglon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/feeds/710903981581152533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3366542845538278304&amp;postID=710903981581152533' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/710903981581152533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/710903981581152533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/2008/02/taffia.html' title='Taffia?'/><author><name>Eglon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11137352526842876186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3366542845538278304.post-8686918187160112718</id><published>2007-11-12T17:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-11T17:17:05.119-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I can't type</title><content type='html'>I can't type at the moment. The fingers I am using to type are too fat. I am producing this by poking the keyboard with a pencil...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3366542845538278304-8686918187160112718?l=kingeglon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/feeds/8686918187160112718/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3366542845538278304&amp;postID=8686918187160112718' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/8686918187160112718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/8686918187160112718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-cant-type.html' title='I can&apos;t type'/><author><name>Eglon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11137352526842876186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3366542845538278304.post-7640902750640895197</id><published>2007-08-06T12:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-06T12:42:07.020-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Yes folks, it is finally here - This is the revenge of Eglon . Don't expect it to be serious, don't expect it to be pretty. This is the subversive, irreverent blog that the reformed world has been crying out for. This makes the &lt;a href="http://davidskylimit.blogspot.com/"&gt;theological monkey&lt;/a&gt; look like the freebie he is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We WILL mercilessly tease and mock. We WILL offend. We will stand up against the 'reformed mafia'. You have been warned.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3366542845538278304-7640902750640895197?l=kingeglon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/feeds/7640902750640895197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3366542845538278304&amp;postID=7640902750640895197' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/7640902750640895197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3366542845538278304/posts/default/7640902750640895197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kingeglon.blogspot.com/2007/08/yes-folks-it-is-finally-here-this-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Eglon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11137352526842876186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
